Best Jokes Ever by Chantelle Grace

Author:Chantelle Grace
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: BroadStreet Publishing Group, LLC
Published: 2017-10-14T16:00:00+00:00

Which part of a car is always tired?

The exhaust pipe.

What is a car’s favorite type of shoes?

Vans.

What do you call a person who draws animations on vehicles?

A car-toonist.

What song does the car like to play?

A car-tune.

What did the jack say to the car?

“Can I give you a lift?”

Why is an old car similar to a baby toy?

They both rattle.

What part of the car is the laziest?

The wheels, because they are always tired.

When do cars get the most flat tires?

When there’s a fork in the road.

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